I could rock the mullet. I could.

And before you snap my picture and put me on People of Walmart, just hear me out.

Where to begin...  So, I think I could totally rock the mullet.  First, if you don't know what a mullet is, see below.

I know what you're thinking, but it doesn't have to look trashy.  I think the mullet can look quite attractive.  See below.

As you can see, the mullet is a haircut in which the front is cut short and the back is cut long.  Business up front, party in the back, as they say.

For more infomation, if I have caught your interest, see the ever correct Wikipedia.  I found the infomation on the Mullet in the Classical Period particularly riveting.

I like my long hair, but  I hate it in my face.  So you will see now why a mullet-style haircut appeals to me.  If I mulletized my hair, I could still have long hair but it wouldn't get in my face.  I was thinking of something like this:

I could do that right?  I could totally make that work.  (Is that a man or woman?  Man Or Woman?--that's a game I like to play sometimes...but that's another blog post for another day).

The mullet is an option that really has the best of two worlds--kind of like the El Camino, which has not outlived its brilliance.  I know you don't believe that, but see below.

And check out this hottie.

Ahh... Usefulness, practicality, beauty.  The amazing things humanity comes up with.