Where to begin... So, I think I could totally rock the mullet. First, if you don't know what a mullet is, see below.
For more infomation, if I have caught your interest, see the ever correct Wikipedia. I found the infomation on the Mullet in the Classical Period particularly riveting.
I like my long hair, but I hate it in my face. So you will see now why a mullet-style haircut appeals to me. If I mulletized my hair, I could still have long hair but it wouldn't get in my face. I was thinking of something like this:
The mullet is an option that really has the best of two worlds--kind of like the El Camino, which has not outlived its brilliance. I know you don't believe that, but see below.