A gift from my cats today:
"Okay, Mom, lay the box on its side close to the rat." (My kids call all rodents rats.) I managed to do it. "Now push it into the box."
Sighing, he took the broom from me and got the mouse into the box.
"Now pick it up and take it outside."
"Eeeeeeee!" But I did it.
SICK! Sick sick sick sick sick! *shudders*