The source of all my powers

So, I have realized that Diet Mountain Dew Code Red was the source of all my powers. Think about it. I stopped drinking it in the first part of June. Immediately following that event, I came down with the flu. Before the flu had run its course, I contracted pneumonia. I acutally caught pneumonia. Like when you go out in the rain without your slicker and you mom yells from the doorway, "Put your slicker on or you'll catch pneumonia!" That's what happened minus the rain and the mom. Now, with no immune system to speak of, I have caught what I hope is only a cold that bears a similar pneumonia-like barking cough. *sigh* Life sucks.

So, I'm thinking maybe some of the acids in the Mountain Dew have kept me healthy all these years and I might need to start drinking it again. What do you think?


Annie said…
drink up!!! get feeling better soon!
drink more water and forget the dew!
It's hard to argue with evidence.

When I started Weight Watchers three years ago...I caught Mono, then Pneumonia. So I think that losing weight makes your immune system tank.
Steve Sokol said…
If I learned anything from Statistics Class, it's that when something happens to someone, then the cause must be whatever they did right before that. This is called the Law of Cause and Effect. This is how we know that childhood vaccinations cause autism. This is also how we know that wheat, left in open containers, turns into bugs.
baileyfamily said…
I agree with you. I used to have a coke a day and never got sick, I haven't had caffeine in months and have had a sinus infection the flu and a cough that won't go away. Coincidence, I think not.

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