The source of all my powers
So, I have realized that Diet Mountain Dew Code Red was the source of all my powers. Think about it. I stopped drinking it in the first part of June. Immediately following that event, I came down with the flu. Before the flu had run its course, I contracted pneumonia. I acutally caught pneumonia. Like when you go out in the rain without your slicker and you mom yells from the doorway, "Put your slicker on or you'll catch pneumonia!" That's what happened minus the rain and the mom. Now, with no immune system to speak of, I have caught what I hope is only a cold that bears a similar pneumonia-like barking cough. *sigh* Life sucks.
So, I'm thinking maybe some of the acids in the Mountain Dew have kept me healthy all these years and I might need to start drinking it again. What do you think?