Zach: We're going to his house to get a peanut butter sandwich.

Kid Who Farts: Yeah, I'm going to get a peanut butter sandwich.

Zach (as they're leaving): Yeah, well at least I don't fart.


Dave said…
how is it possible that our son is aware of other people's gas?
how can this be? I don't teach him about farts, other than they are funny.
Annie said…
he had to have learned about it from someone...most kids learn from their parents!!!

are those the kids you are moving away from...i get it!
Poohbear said…
Hey cute kids....or out of the mouth of babes...hey Misty...U OK???????
Hilarious! I love your stories of flatulance.
I remember when I learned that there was this whole genre of humor related to farting and such. Thanks Mr. Jackson and public education in general for teaching me what I need to know about Bathroom Humor. I don't get it, but at least I know it's there.