The bird is gone. Well, leastways, I haven't seen him in one and a half days. I got my mail yesterday and I didn't get accosted by the bird. I sent the kids out back to play in the sandbox this morning and they didn't get molestered by the bird. Good signs.
In other news....Oh wait, there is no other news. Well, to be brutally honest, the laundry is piled up again in not one great big pile, but in three great big piles. The good news is that one of them is a clean pile. The bad news is that it doesn't look like it will get folded anytime soon. How can I know that for sure? Oh, I know.