My car is my favorite child OR Death by snack crackers

I really couldn't decide which boring idea to write about today so I will let the readership decide. It will be sort of like a choose your own adventure. Hey, that's a good idea. Enjoy.

If you would like to read about snack crackers and your own inability to stop eating them, click here.

If you would like to read about why my car is an all around better kid than my actual kids, click here.