I finally figured out who "the kid who farts" is. This is the title we've heard Zach use in reference to one of the neighborhood boys, but we didn't know which one.
Much to Dave's chagrin, my kids do not think farts are funny. Unless they annoy Dave, I am in agreement with the kids. I think Dave wanted to write this post about farting, but I stole it. Because maybe farts are funny. No. Farts are not funny. Holy crap, I can't believe I just typed "farts" so many times.
Anyway, yesterday Zach was playing across the yard with one of his new friends and the friend (I won't mention his name because I don't want to be the one to label him as a farter) suggested they play something or other and Zach very matter of factly responded, "Alright, but just don't fart on me, okay?"
So now I know who "the kid who farts" is.