Death by snack crackers

You know you've done it, dipped you hand back in the box over and over. What's it going to hurt? It's only a couple of crackers, right? They're really tiny. They don't even taste that good. How is this going to affect me really?
I don't know. I'm not here to tell you not to do it. It's not like you're smoking or something, right? I didn't tell you to stop with the snacking. That was your own conscience. All I did was put up the pictures of snack crackers.
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I can't even buy wheat thins anymore. They are just not that good. Not worth being fat over. Certain things are, but not wheat thins, but I can't stop til they are gone. I swear the bag in that thing is the size of a sandwich bag. That's what it is...a big box and with a tiny bag of cracker inside.
I feel it is my obligation to inform you of the incredible amount of healthy goodiness in snack crackers. It is a well known fact that the "Easy Cheese" is what gets us!